Today was Ball-tastic!

Hey everyone. I decided to try something new. I wanted to do a photo-blog of my day. Today, I went over to Lexy's Grandma's house to help make topiary ball wedding reception centerpieces, like the picture to the right. The only difference between the ones we're making and this one is that the ones we're making arent made of candy, don't have any glitter or gold garland, arent covered with rainbow colors, and arent ugly.

So our day began at Wal-Mart's ball section. Okay, it was the arts and crafts section, and my day didn't really start there, it's just when I started taking pictures. Anyway, take a look at Lexy's balls.

Next, we filled some silver spray-painted pots with styrofoam and then jabbed bamboo rods into them. Here's Mary jabbing a silver pot right now!

Then, all of the sudden, everyone did different things all at once. You go everyone!

Lexy and her Grandma Jean cut some bamboo poles.

You won't believe what happened next. Haggrid laid in his little cat bed and looked all cute. Also, his sister cat Hermione molested my head and tried to suffocate me and eat my hair. Awww.

This is Mary's new Toyota. Despite what it may tell you, it did not participate in making the topiary balls.




I decided to try some of the new special edition Halo 3 Mountain Dew. Appearently, a lot of people don't like the taste of it. To those haters I say this: Well, if you don't like the flavor combination of pancake batter, Sweet Tarts, frosting, cherry's and Mountain Dew, then of course you won't like it. But who doesnt like that flavor combo?

The grapevine that is twined around the bamboo has to be soaked in water before it can be flexible enough to use. Still, the result did look like a murder scene and made me cry a little, 'til I realized no one died.

Lexy's mom worked on wrapping the grapevine around the bamboo rods.





There was a spider there, but he was pretty shy. I think he said his name was Howie.





Decibell told me: "I R LAZOR CAT. I WILL SHOOTZ U WIF MY LAZOR EYES!" Then she did. I died, but only for a second.

Suddenly, all the topiary ball pots were painted, styrofoamed, bamboo rod jabbed, grapevine wrapped, and put away to be worked on again next weekend. Everyone lived happily ever after.

True Story. I was there.

PS: If you're like me, you love cats and lasers. Please enjoy these SNL digital shorts, Laser Cats and Laser Cats II

Carnivorous Plants, Iconic Killers, and the Chili Peppers

So I was at Wal-Mart last night, and I happened upon a fresh batch of baby Venus Fly Traps. You know, at the plant section between the bread section and the seafood section, logically. That's one thing I love about Wal-Mart. You can be in the Mexican food aisle and they'll have an impulse buy display for tampons hanging there between the refried beans and the salsa. Always thinking, they are. Anyway. I picked up one of these baby fly-traps since generally by the time I find them in a store all the little mouths are dead and it just looks like a pile of dead brush in a little pot. I had a Venus Fly Trap once when I was about 9 years old, but my mom accidentally put an end to it's life with some bug spray which killed the flies which were fed to the plant, as best as I can remember.

You know, for being such a macho flesh eating plant, the Venus Fly Trap is quite needy. They require constant but indirect sunlight, a specific humidity and temperature, only rainwater (no tap or even bottled water), a very precise mixture of soils, and a few other less significant things which I didn't care to commit to memory. I thought the whole reason that they evolved the ability to eat living creatures was so they could survive in harsh nutrient depleted conditions. I guess I was wrong. So far, I've fed the little guy 2 spiders. I think I should give him a name. Anybody got any Ideas?

So Ryan and I went to see Rob Zombie's re-imagining of Halloween last night. I quite enjoyed it, but then I'm well known for embracing remakes of movies. Ryan on the other hand is having a more difficult time. Halloween is his all-time favorite horror movie, and he's much more critical of remakes than I. I enjoyed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of The Dead, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, King Kong, War of The Worlds, and Planet of The Apes remakes better than the originals. One notable exception would be the remake of The Fog, which was in my opinion a steaming pile of dead babies.

I am quite looking forward to JJ Abrams re-imagining of the Star Trek franchise next year with the new movie simply titled Star Trek. While much of the plot is shrouded in mystery, it is known that it will be taking place, at least in part, at a time before the original Enterprise began her 5 year mission with Kirk and friends. Zachary Quinto (Sylar) of Heroes fame is going to be playing young Spock, which I think is awesome. The only bad thing I have to say about this movie is that it is being made by Paramount/Viacom, which as you know are a bunch of sell-out ass-hat dirty rat bastard punk ass whore slut mofo P.O.S. traitor back stabbing sissy man bitches.

Have you ever had a band that you really liked, but you kind of stopped keeping up with them and any of their new stuff? I re-discovered the Red Hot Chili Peppers yesterday quite by accident. I was watching PBS of all channels, and they had a commercial which used their song "Snow (Hey Oh)" which I had actually never heard. It turns out it was from their 2-disc album from last year titled Stadium Arcadium, and I like quite a few songs from it.

Well, that's all for today. See ya!

-Kody

Oh God. He's Going To Talk About The HD Format War. (Paramount Sucks)

For most of you, you can stop reading now as you probably have little to no interest in the High Definition optical format battle. It is after all only stealing a couple of percentage points away from DVD.

That last statement is exactly what is wrong with the whole situation. So we have Blu-Ray, and we have HD DVD. Both struggling to win over the DVD crowd with their crystal clear tack-sharp images and uncompressed sound, but because there are two formats, no one is interested. The market is growing, but very slowly.

The big reason for this is because there is a division of interests in both the electronics manufacturers and film studios over who will be the clear victor. Let's face it, there will eventually be one winner, and no one wants to be on the losing side. While my biggest wish for HD optical media is that there just be one major format, one clear winner regardless of who it is, I admit I am biased towards Blu-Ray, and have 19 Blu-Ray discs as well as a Playstation 3 (the leading Blu-Ray player)

As of right now, things break down like this:

Blu-Ray hardware Manufacturers = Sony, Panasonic, Hitachi, Samsung, Pioneer, Phillips, LG, Sharp, Lite-On, Mitsubishi, Loewe, Sharp, BenQ, and Daewoo.

HD DVD Manufacturers = Toshiba, Venturer

(There have been a few HD DVD players labeled 'RCA' and a few other brands, but they are just re-branded Toshiba players, as is the XBOX 360 HD DVD add-on)

You may have noticed the disparity between hardware manufacturers for both formats. Want to know why? Of course you do.

For, well, all of 2007 thus far, Blu-Ray has enjoyed a software sales lead of pretty much 2:1 or greater over HD DVD. HD DVD is the brain child of Toshiba, and Toshiba in response to losing in software sales lowered the prices of their hardware, again, and again. What happened then is no other consumer electronics manufacturer wanted to get involved because there was no profit margin in making HD DVD equipment if they wanted to compete with Toshiba.

Blu-Ray, while it's prices have dropped over the past year, is the more expensive format hardware-wise, and consumer electronics brands still gain a profit by manufacturing and selling their hardware. The 2:1 sales ratio has also helped Blu-Ray gain manufacturer support.

Now for the interesting part. Movie studios. This is the part where my true Blu-Ray fanboy roots may shine through the most in talking about.

Blu-Ray's big hitters = Fox/MGM, Sony Pictures, and Disney/Pixar

HD DVD's big hitters = Universal/NBC and Paramount/Dream Works

Dual Format Supporters = Warner Brothers

As you can see, there is quite a split between studios, and this picture would have looked different less than 2 weeks ago. I am referring to Paramount pictures, sleaze balls that they are. (See, I told you my fanboy would show through) Paramount pulled a high-def first 2 weeks ago when they announced they would be going from Dual-Format support, to HD DVD exclusive. Effectively, they dumped 2/3 of their HD supporters. I raise the anti-consumer flag of caution. Why would a company abandon two thirds of their consumers? Money. Though there is no direct proof (yet) speculation by many (Even posted in NY Times) is that Paramount was given some large financial incentives by HD DVD to drop support of Blu-Ray. Believe me, I promptly mailed a nasty letter to Paramount Picture's president.

This was the first time in the war that anyone flat out drop kicked their customers to the curb on either format, and I found their act despicable. At least Universal has stuck to their guns and stayed true to HD DVD, likewise for the Blu-Ray exclusive studios, and to Warner for releasing on both formats. I think Paramount has felt the consequences of their actions too. They have received heavy criticisms from industry insiders, as well as directors like Michael Bay, who initially stated he would not be involved in a Transformers 2 after the deal was announced.

I've really dragged this post out longer than it probably ever should have been , so I'll cut to the chase. The Paramount announcement stung me twice. Firstly, because it was the first time I'd seen a company flat-out abandon the MAJORITY of a consumer base, and it involved me directly. Secondly, it delayed the adoption of ONE single format. Many analysts had argued that this coming holiday season would likely spell a major victory for Blu-Ray, and help to identify very clearly a winner in the format battle, as Blu has the majority of electronics manufacturer support, and all but one studios (Universal) movies. These combined with a lot of heavy promoting would hopefully convince many fence-sitters to dive into Blu-Ray with confidence. The Paramount deal changed the whole landscape. While I'm still rooting for Blu-Ray, it is now being said that Paramount's move could help to drag the format war out for years to come as people fear getting screwed over by movie studios after they pick a format, only to have them drop support. If rumors of a pay-out to them are true, they let corporate greed screw over the HD world.

In conclusion, while I am a Blu-Ray supporter first, I just want ONE format in the end, be it HD DVD or Blu-Ray. Once this happens, there will be much more interest in the technology and a mass adoption, leading to more titles and big stuff too like Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars. All things considered, the path of least resistance to get there until 2 weeks ago was doing that through Blu-Ray, who was one studio away from having it all. And no, I wasn't asking Universal to go Blu-Ray exclusive, just neutral, releasing for both. This could have ended it right then and there.

In conclusion, Paramount Pictures sucks, and they are now on my short shit-list.

-Kody

Oy. I have a Blog.

I've had several blogs throughout the years. Problem is, I usually trail off in keeping them updated in short order. Alas, another is born. (Cue dramatic soundtrack)
Yeah, to be totally honest, I'm just doing a blog because everyone else I know has one. Great lesson for the children yes? Aaah, sheep-mentality. So lets jump in shall we?
The building where I work was recently purchased by G&G develpment, who owns High 5 Communications. Not very exciting in and of itsself I know, but what it means is we can do fun things now, like paint a mural on the wall, which is exactly what I'm doing. I've been spending a couple of hours after work a few nights a week working on a floor to ceiling mural in what we've dubbed our 'think tank' room. It's basically going to be a room where we can have informal meetings with clients, or just get together to try to come up with new ideas and other such marketing shenanigans. I'll post a picture when it's done. It's a lovely scene of a field with a solitary fall-colors tree being illuminated by a strategically placed sunbeam against a blue sky with whispy clouds. Can you picture it? Are you there?

Anywhoo, thats all for today.

-Kody