I would like to take a moment to discuss douchebag drivers simply because I have seen 2 such specimens in the last 2 days on my way to work. Douchebag drivers are the ones who swerve in and out of traffic as quickly and recklessly as possible. The douchebag I saw this morning actually made about 10 lane changes in under a minute as they swerved in and out of traffic. The best part is, despite all their fast and furious douchebagging, you usually end up directly behind or beside them when you get to the off-ramp traffic light where you're going. Way to go douchebag. You win the race! Gold sticker! Everytime I witness a driver exhibiting their doucebaggery, I secretly wish to drive around a curve and see their car upside down and smoking or on fire with the passenger, or douchenger, ejected 100 feet from the vehicle (because you know they probably aren't wearing their seatbelt either)
Does that make me a bad person?
See ya!
Oh, and Paramount Sucks.
(P.S. Dawn, I will get those emotastic pics up, I promise)
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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And what are these emotastic pictures?
moogaman:
They suck for taking hd-dvd's money bribe to drop support of blu-ray and further extend the ever so tiring format war. I'm still bitter about it:) And yes, I want Transformers on Blu-Ray.
Zan:
The emotastic pics are of Dawn, your sister, and myself striking emolicious poses while making topiary flower balls a couple of weeks ago.
Douchebag Drivers, try ones that stop in the middle of the highway for no apperant reason and make you run into them doing 60 mph or better. Give you a cuncussion and just general all around bad day.
Yeah I had one of those today.
Sorry about the above comment. I left it as Tony instead of myself. Mike, were you in an accident? Is everything ok?
Yeah I got in a pretty bad accident friday. Got a cuncussion. I will post the details in my blog when I can concentrate enough on it.
I always like your posts, Kody. Keep 'em coming!! Oh, and I will update soon I promise, as soon as the mood strikes me.
I hope the move is going well. I think I'll call later today to see if you had any misadventures so far. :)
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