Thursday, August 7, 2008

Dang Ole' Danggers in Slogans

I was playing with the Advertising Slogan Generator using the word 'dangger', and these are a few gems it randomly created:

Happiness is Dangger-Shaped.

Give the Dog a Dangger.

Half the Dangger, All the Taste.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Dangger.

It's That Dangger Feeling.

Does the Hard Dangger for You.

Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Dangger!

Double the Pleasure, Double the Dangger.

This Is Not Your Father's Dangger.

I am Stuck on Dangger, 'Cause Dangger's Stuck on Me.

Dude, You're Getting a Dangger!

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Dangger.

Ribbed For Her Dangger.

I've Seen The Future, and It's Dangger-Shaped.

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Dangger.

Gotta Lotta Dangger.

Go On, Get Your Dangger Out.




2 comments:

Zan said...

now...that...was...funny!

Sally, yo. said...

WOW, that was really hilarious! Too bad I just now read it. By the way, who ever told you Taco Bell WASN'T a giant sack of monkey rectums??? Hey, speaking of rectums...I'm taking Human Sexuality and I had to sign a consent form to watch videos of intercourse, masturbation, oral sex, and homosexual acts today. What do you think about THEM apples? I like college.